Accidentally used men’s deodorant and now I get paid more and can walk down the street without fear....
COMIC RELIEF
Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): Accidentally used men’s deodorant and now I get paid more and can walk down the street without fear.
Benny ‘Probable Spam’ Rollins (@citizenkawala): ChatGPT: The world is ending.
Me: No, it isn’t.
ChatGPT: You’re absolutely right! Would you like me to suggest ways you can continue enjoying life on Earth? Just say the word!
Miss Ally (@MissAlly_01): Whenever I see a warning label on peanut butter saying it may contain peanuts, I can understand why the world is the way it is.
Bob Golen (@BobGolen): Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.
Love drops (@lovedropx): Books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.
Sunshine Jarboly (@SunshineJarboly): I really hope my death doesn’t involve the word “plummet”.
Darla (@ddsmidt): I’m not worried about anything at the moment and now that I think about it, that worries me.
Neet (@neet_sol): Explaining to my boss I can’t check emails because I’m trying to limit my screen time.
Mallory (@itsmallyyyy): I feel like a lot of my problems would be solved if I had a dragon.
SpecialKimtamine (@LorazeKim): It’s been 14,600 days since the last time I used trigonometry. The liars.
Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit): I would love to be in the Artemis II reentry module just to experience that six-minute communications blackout.
(@_sorrengailll): They might find something new on the Moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.
A policeman is interrogating three guys who are training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for five seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?" he asks.
The first guy answers, "That’s easy. We’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well, uh … that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for five seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What’s the matter with you two?!! Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?" He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me an answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That’s easy..." the third guy replies. "He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
