Böb Jänke (@Bob_Janke): I know you can’t see a vampire’s reflection in a mirror, but why can’t you see his clothes?
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Böb Jänke (@Bob_Janke): I know you can’t see a vampire’s reflection in a mirror, but why can’t you see his clothes?
Trash Jones (@jzux): Crawling under the bus myself so no one can throw me there.
Ally (@missmayn): I don’t mind the 6-7 thing because I lived through a full decade of everyone yelling WHASSSUUUUUPPP.
Maddy (@MadHatterMommy): Me: lol
Them: stop talking in abbreviations!
Me: heliumhelium
Them: ????
Me: hehe
ScottW (@jswtreeman): If by classics you mean Calvin and Hobbes, then yes, I enjoy reading the classics.
Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau): Haha, that’s amazing, it actually reminds me of a similar story. Well, not similar. But I’ve been wanting to talk for awhile and I think I found a tangential connection to shoehorn it in.
Peach (@nerdylilpeach): They should invent a nap that makes you feel well rested and refreshed.
Neil Renic (@NC_Renic): Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or 2027, or never.
Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted): I care deeply for about 6 people in my life ... and about 600 dogs I've never met on the Internet.
Stelynn (@lifewithstelynn): If you ever need me, I’m always 3 missed calls and 6 texts away.
Three brothers aged 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night, the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having coffee, listening to his brothers. He shakes his head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” – George Carlin
