Turgid Verse (@gullyvuhr): Hey girl, how you like these signals? I mixed them myself....
XWit
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking, and fired a shot into the ceiling.
“Which one of you rascals stole my horse?!” he yelled.
No one answered.
“Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”
One of the locals quickly goes outside. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say, pardner, before you go ... what did you do in Texas?”
The cowboy turned back and said, “Walked home.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
