Geography fact – the chameleon is the only animal depicted on the flag of every nation....
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Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1): Geography fact – the chameleon is the only animal depicted on the flag of every nation.
SentientBunnySuit (@SuitSentient): I like to plan my day around the top 15 or so mistakes I typically make.
Blair Dulder (@runaway_vol): I have to stop making up statistics. Over 74.3% of people strongly dislike made up statistics, 12.4% are at least somewhat sceptical of them.
Bella (@BellaBaddie__): Another day has passed and I still haven't used y=mx+b.
MC Squared (@mcsquared34): It’s called Artificial Intelligence but it’s really just systematic plagiarism.
Cheryl (@dillydally2021): I want to know who told my car I had a little extra money.
ScottW (@jswtreeman): Heard someone complaining about their piece of cake having “too much icing” and what kind of psychopath says something like that?
Benny ‘Probable Spam’ Rollins (@citizenkawala): Just thinking about all of the problems that would disappear if I threw my phone in the creek.
Fishious (@fishquichee): The elephant has developed a sense of belonging in the room.
Django Gold (@django): To anyone reading this, I would strongly advise withdrawing your money from the stock market three weeks ago.
Meghan (@deloisivete): Ending my email with “thanks.” instead of “thanks!” so you know I'm annoyed.
Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): How to make money from TikTok:
1. Go to settings
2. Press “deactivate account”.
3. Get your work done.
Upon opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became very dismayed after reading
the enclosed card: ‘Our deepest sympathies’.
Suddenly, his phone rang. It was the florist calling to
apologise for having sent the wrong card with the flowers.
“Oh, it’s alright,” said the shopkeeper. “I’m a businessman and I understand how these things can happen.”
“But,” added the florist, “I think I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party.”
“I’m sure it’s no big deal. What did it say?” ask the storekeeper.
“‘Congratulations on your new location’”
“Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it.” – Henry Ford
